This is pretty much the motto of my life.
As a dancer, I often have rehearsals after school and whatnot and I need to be prepared to get my groove on at any given moment. So what's my solution?
SPANKIES.
I could make an infomercial for them. Seriously.
* JUST SLIP THESE HANDY-DANDY SPANDEX SHORTS ON UNDER YOUR JEANS, YOUR SKIRT, YOUR MUUMUU, OR EVEN YOUR KILT!*
When dance time comes around, simply slip off your jeans, muumuu, etc. and VOILA! You're ready to break it down.
WARNING! Not for the faint of heart. Do not mix with excessive amounts of makeup. Do not take with glitter, feathers, or big hair. Drill team status may result. If contact with spray tan occurs, rinse well with water and put on comfy, unattractive sweat pants.
Also, don't wear them around creepy janitors or awkward teenage boys. (My eyes are up HERE.)
They're great though. And hey, they give me a great excuse to dance around even more than I already do. Who doesn't love that? :)
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