So, there's technically only three minutes left of Saturday now, but we'll count it anyway. Make that two minutes.
A word of wisdom to those who value their intelligence:
DO NOT SPEND 17 HOURS WATCHING BENDY 4-YEAR-OLDS IN SPANKIES (see: http://christinicus-luckyducky.blogspot.com/2011/04/its-okay-guys-im-wearing-spankies.html) DANCE AROUND TO WIN PRIZES (also known as the Thunderstruck Dance Competition). Your brain will not survive. I promise you.
Honestly, with a parking lot full of Cadillacs, a floor strewn with feathers, glitter, and various colored sequins, and a program full of names like "LaQuisha Buffalo" and "Bracken Degraffenreid", what do you expect? Something INTELLIGENT? PRODUCTIVE? WORTHWHILE?
Ha!
No. :P
NO ONE'S SPINE SHOULD BE THAT BENDY.
And yes, someone did name their daughter Swayze. As in Patrick of the same name.
Can anyone else feel their brain turning to goo? Their IQ lowering by the second? Cause I sure can.
I worry about the future of our society... at least we know it'll be flexible, right? :/
we must be crazy to do that twice now.... at least it was less then last year :P
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